Saint Elon, Patron Saint of Twitter
Sainte Marguerite, Patron Saint of Witches
Sainte Gabrielle, Patron Saint of Working-Class Canadians
Saint Margaret, Patron Saint of Burning Questions
Saint Ursula, Patron Saint of Fantasy Fiction
Saint Alex, Patron Saint of Sexy Mall Santas
Saint Leonard, Patron Saint of Montreal
Saint Stephen, Patron Saint of Canadian Letters
Saint Lyudmila, Patron Saint of Snipers
Saint Vladimir, Patron Saint of Authoritarian Douchebags
Sainte Valérie, Patron Saint of Green Alleys, Clean Government & Beautiful Possibilities
Saint Anne-Marie, Patron Saint of John Abbott College Science Students
Saint Matt, Patron Saint of Canadian Filmmakers
Saint Moira, Patron Saint of Daters
Saint Tracy, Patron Saint of the Brutally Honest
Saint Andrew, Patron Saint of Universal Basic Income
Saint Matthew, Patron Saint of Cautionary Tales
Saint Stacey, Patron Saint of American Democracy
Saint Louis, Patron Saint of Canadian Democracy
Saint Donald, Patron Saint of Internet Trolls
