Saint Greg, Patron Saint of Academic Freedom
Saint Chauvinist, Patron Saint of Ethnocentrism
Saint Robin, Patron Saint of White Fragility
Saint Melania, Patron Saint of Golddiggers
Saint Jared, Patron Saint of Unqualified White Guys
Saint Kellyanne, Patron Saint of Bullshitters
Saint Rachel, Patron Saint of the Transracial
Saint Louis, Patron Saint of Cringe
Saint Chris, Patron Saint of Sanctimony
Saint Alie, Patron Saint of Science
Saint John, Patron Saint of Likeville
Saint Justin, Patron Saint of Canadian Decency
Saint Indigo, Patron Saint of Peripatetic Artists
Saint Aaron, Patron Saint of Aphorists
Saint DeSweetie, Patron Saint of My Life
Saint Annika, Patron Saint of Engineers
