Saint Max, Patron Saint of Sociology
Saint Megan, Patron Saint of Victory
Saint Jeremy, Patron Saint of Bon Vivants
Saint Boldizar, Patron Saint of The Ugly
Saint Joseph, Patron Saint of Dark Hearts
Saint Stephen, Patron Saint of Conservative Mea Culpas
Saint Marjorie, Patron Saint of Crazy Town
Saint Anthony, Patron Saint of Public Health
Saint Ludwig, Patron Saint of Linguistic Turns
Saint Voltaire, Patron Saint of Uncomfortable Questions
Saint Coronita, Patron Saint of Lockdown Loneliness
Saint Scott, Patron Saint of Forever Trumpers
Saint David, Patron Saint of Never Trumpers
Saint Shelley, Patron Saint of Public Art
Saint Adam, Patron Saint of the Liberal Ideal
Saint Nassim, Patron Saint of Doubt, Risk, & Uncertainty
Saint Daniel, Patron Saint of Liberals
Saint Scott, Patron Saint of Covidiots
Saint Jim, Patron Saint of Cult Leaders
Saint Jenny, Patron Saint of Antivaxxers
